1 Nov 2015

top 10 halloween pokémon!

It is halloweentime! Today i'm gonna show you my personal top 10 halloween pokémon

!WARNING!
THE FOLLOWING POST MAY CONTAIN PERSONAL OPINIONS. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO OPINIONS, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR
!WARNING!

10. Noivern
Noivern is a bat pokémon and bats belong to halloween. Of course there are many other bat pokémon like Woobat or Zubat, but Noivern is my personal favorite. It is the spookiest of all, and also its color scheme suits halloween perfectly.


9. Zoroark
Dark and human-like pokémons like Zoroark are very suitable for halloween. Tho in my opinion Zoroark takes the prize. It looks like it'd hide in the shadows and crouch at your backyard on halloween night.
 

8. Galvantula
Yes it is tiny and yes it is yellow BUT IT IS A SPIDER. AND HAS FUCKING MANY EYES. Now i want you to close your eyes and imagine this:
U are sitting on a chair, around a table with your family/relatives/friends etc.
U are playin some halloween-themed game and eating treats.
U feel something itching your leg and you decide to scratch
U move ur hand to ur leg and feel something hairy and warm
There is a Galvantula staring right at u with its mmaany eyes.
Yum


7. Delphox
It is basically a witch with its stick or ''wand'' as others call it. It is also a psychic type and somehow i connect psychic and halloween. Its fur looks like it's wearing a dress or a witch-like thing uknow.



6. Mismagius
Mismagius is also a witch, but it is also flying. and purple. It also looks quite creepy and mischievous. It's like an evil spirit or witch and also a ghost type. Ghosts are an important part of halloween, right?
 

5. Chandelure. Well, does it rly need and explanation? It looks cool and creepy and it steals souls. Also its pokédex entries are creepy enough to beat some old ghost stories. Omega ruby pokedex entry goes like this; ''Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind'' Also it is a ghost type and it has blue flames ((Whichiamabsolutelyaddictedto))


4. Duskull. Skulls and reapers and stuff straight up scream halloween. And even it's name tells it; duSKULL. It is a ghost type and basically it spirits away badly behaving children. Aaaaaalso it is a requiem pokémon. what did we learn from this? Kids, be nice to ur parents.


3. Parasect. What would halloween be without zombies. Parasect is basically a zombie pokémon. It has been completely overtaken by the parasitic mushroom. The mushroom on its back has drained all its energy and possesses the empty shell of a Parasect. Somehow reminds me from The Last of us.....
Think twice before u evolve ur cute little Paras.



2. Gengar. Oh what a surprise it is here on this list. But honestl, it sneaks into ur shadow and waits for the right moment to steal ur life. It is also the shadow pokémon, and it's concidered to be the shadow of Clefable. Also THAT GRIN. It tells u u better run, now.


1. Gourgeist. It is a Jack-o'-lantern, and is there any more halloween-themed thing than a jack-o'-lantern? Nope. Also Gourgeist is the most sadistic pokémon that has ever existed ''It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey'' Yep, that actually is what its pokédex entry says....


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